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Maybe we're just clocks that do not tick in unison

rapling:

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

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(via lubricates)

bitchatar:
“Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)
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darkfate7:

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

shinzo-abe-official:

talkingbirdguy:

shinzo-abe-official:

polyglotplatypus:

daisenseiben:

tilthat:

TIL a study by Durex found that the Japanese had the least sex in the world & only 24% of Japanese were satisfied with their sex life

via reddit.com

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Fuck you, I can solve this with.

Solve it with what?

With the power of God and Anime on my side.

(via dulect)

wholeheartedsuggestions:

i, for one, am very glad you made it through another year. congratulations. i know it hasn’t been easy.

(via pinetasticapple)

hotboyproblems:

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

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(Source: hotboyproblems, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

gdi-fridays:

systemshocker:

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

disneytva:

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

(Source: disneytva, via ruinedchildhood)

friendly-animals:

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(Source: instagram.com, via shaunakellymt)

mypokepal:

No offence but Pokemon has been nothing but a positive force in my life and I will love Pokemon forever

(via maremochi)

tiny-pumpkin-princess:

If you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then whats the point?

(via maremochi)

bowieboosh:

montparnassee:

Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts

Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes

Me, a romantic Romantic: gives my beloved the skull of my enemy with roses in the eye sockets

(Source: the-lazysaurus, via that-would-be-highly-illogical)

chewbacca:

Megan Fox I grew up craving the spotlight and once it happened I immediately recoiled. Up until the very moment it happened I was really outgoing. Now I’m really introverted. I thought that I would love it, that this was the kind of life I wanted, that everyone wanted. And it’s not all that it seems.

(via edsbrak)

dankmemesreasonforliving:

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(via angryblackman)